As an end of the year gift, The Fugees have decided to give their audience members the gift they've been oh so sublty begging for... an improvised show featuring a BAR FULL OF ALCOHOL.
Come to Murphy's at 9 PM this Wedndesday to enjoy a FREE comedy show with some not-so-free-but-still-pretty-fl*ppin-cheap DRINKS.
We've got $2 Rails for ladies, $3 Big A$$ Beers, $4 Car Bombs, and $2 Smirnoff Sour Shots.
We'll also be auctioning off the members of The Fugees (prices start at $2,000 but vary based on sexxxxiiness of the improvisor)
C U THERE FOR SOME GOOD FUN IMPROVISED COMEDY AND MAYBE SOME STAND UP TOO ;))))))
(This show is for those age 21+ with a cap at age 103. If you were born prior to the First World War OR after 1996, you're probably lost.)